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found this joke that really make me laugh out loud.. A NUS graduate found himself difficult to get a job here. He finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo."What to do? It's better to work like this than earning nothing...", mumbling to himself. So since that day, the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He has to wear monkey suit and mask, chew and eat bananas. He has to climb trees too and jump from one to another to attract visitors. The zoo has since then enjoyed tremendous business due to the increase in visitors. Even SM Lee wanted to see the super 'smart' monkey in the world. Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees. He fell down into a crocodile pool! "Oh my God....I'm dying...now" he thought, as a hungry looking crocodile swam steadily towards his direction. In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice,"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU". kJ. transformED into "Spaceman Spiff" at 7:32 PM. *BoNG!* think i didnt sleep well for e past 2 days.. but well since im a trained piggy so ya im not tired now..! weird hmmmm.. =x day 1.. was abit the rush.. but it's quite okay.. since im not late for anything.. found out that e didnt play much on day 1.. maybe im just lazy or something.. but at nite.. cant sleep.. one thing im sure is that im very hungry at that very moment.. lol.. think that someone* heard that errr hungry sound.. =x day 2.. was also abit the rush in e morning.. after all i sleep till err 11am+ which i wake up wondering how come i sleep till so late.. there's suddenly so many people waiting for e bus.. and once i reach outside.. e bus i needed it most didnt appear for donkey years* but things went smoothly in the end.. =] in e 2nd day, finally went for a swim.. but e swimming pool is way too small but i dun think i have e energy to swim around also.. after all im going for chalet and not for exercise.. which now i think im getting fatter!! lol.. during this period when im swimming, running around there's the other group of people lying in e room sleeping.. how i wish can join them.. zzzz at nite bbq starting.. people starting to pop out from nowhere.. saw someone familiar... someone that is my classmate for p1.. funny guy i must say.. and mj keep calling him chicken wing guy.. play quite a few card games.. and he manage to make almost all of us laugh till some even got ahem drunk..? =x day 3, e last day of e chalet.. which is also today.. wake up in e morning i think is 9am.. and found out that im e last person to wake up.. grrr.. how piggy can i get? things quite okay.. packing packing and watching some tv.. maybe im just blur or something.. been watching channel u when it's show haven even started!! lol.. somehow im enjoying watching too.. hmmmm... after leaving from e chalet went to harbour front for breakfast.. on e way there, saw wenjun with e ex sec 4 class.. have a short chat with him awhile before leaving for then after breakfask went to town awhile.. err maybe not awhile.. after all took some pic* then walk walk walk till got some challenge outside e singtel building.. lucky i didnt join it.. after all they said it's "only" 8 mins in the end i think they took an hour plus.. walk walk around then went home.. on e way got abit the ahem shocked.. hehe.. but well.. it's a fun day today.. so so so happy.. words cant describe e feelings.. kJ. transformED into "Spaceman Spiff" at 8:38 PM. *BoNG!* wonder why am i so hardworking when e exam start at 10.30am.. i think this is e last time i gotta be like this for this year.. sighhh.. flipping through e book halfway just remember that e previous online exam if question needs formula, they will give e formula out.. and how dodo can i get to rmb most of e formula without thinking.. lol.. went through e whole book.. is other words it's just flipping through.. wonder how e classmate can find e answer for some class assignment 2 when i flip dunno how many time i still cant find e answer.. unless e book got some hidden page that i dun have e access to.. all i can rely is on e dodo previous online test i took which mr tay gave us e test key for it.. lucky it's mcq, dunno e answer guess guess till it's correct.. lol.. but e theory part i'll never know how come e answer is that.. grrr... now still got an hour plus till gotta go school already.. seriously, i think my hands are shaking.. side effect from exam? maybe... ah shall not think so much.. as long i remember to bring extra pocket money to school can already.. ahem bribe money** hehehe.. kJ. transformED into "Spaceman Spiff" at 7:42 AM. *BoNG!* dun tell me i already learn the art of... crap.. must be study too much till i become numb.. lol.. dodo me.. debar list out yesterday.. only one got bar from exam.. expected one.. after all he came to school not to study but to hang out at e canteen with e friends.. think somehow realize that how ite got so rich.. lol.. pay school fee but not studying.. not bad not bad.. but somehow also never expect people who know that they didnt get bar from exams.. and didnt came to mr tay's lesson.. those friend that once told me are all lies.. i think.. some even gave up and gotta go left right left next year.. i know i should be studying now.. at this point of time.. due to the gpa 4 i always said.. i know im prepared for it.. prepare to got wrong answer for the boolean algebra stuff.. after all u will never know e answer in a look.. a b bar bar blah blah etc.. well, think sat not going out to watch e movie.. gotta stay at home study study!! lol.. always say i will study somehow i will appear online doing all e assignment test or e module test set by my this mr tay.. yaya! 60 question not easy.. lol.. must be patient enough to complete..! kJ. transformED into "Spaceman Spiff" at 8:40 PM. *BoNG!* and also 9 more days till my hols start.. cant wait for it.. tml will be e start of study week.. will be going school for the first 3 days.. after that it's up to me whether study hard or slacking all e way.. hy just called me asking me tml school what time starting.. and im quite shocked after all he's a person who nv pon school and yet asking me this question.. sighh! why last week i didnt pay much attention to what mr tay said.. so tml im not sure whether there's practical lesson which i think can be convert into theory lesson.. if not lesson will only start during e afternoon for E learning.. zzz.. just wondering did he said anything on this coming week schooling not.. if not gotta whack mr tay.. lol.. oops! just rmb that e coming tuesday will be having some kuku meeting with tat big shot and other people from e competition com.. i just dun understand that when they having exams we can have no contact at all.. but when im going to MY exam they will say nvm la.. come awhilte only.. sad to say im no longer that guy who still likes npcc so much as last time.. all i know is that there's nothing much to review about e competition stuff for hq next year.. after all i heard john sir going off to be teacher in acs i.. going to e meeting is up to me now.. yawns! kJ. transformED into "Spaceman Spiff" at 9:14 PM. *BoNG!* maybe if i didnt went to check e entry maybe i wont be thinking so much now.. 11 more days.. till e exam.. damn.. i know i been slacking quite alot now.. maybe because last time someone told me to study.. now is like not sure because of last time i study alot alot of times.. that makes me dunno what more to study.. or is it.. because there's no motivation.. maybe not because there's no one asking me to study.. but also.. i dun think i can score a perfect 4 this term.. dun ask me why.. coz i think josh asked me just now.. i dun even know.. starting is because e class assignment i had this week.. almost e class get full marks.. even those dun really study also can get full marks.. somehow they even finish faster then me.. wtf? for me.. i didnt get full marks.. somehow i end test earlier.. which can see e marks and answer too.. and some people either clever or trying to use me.. sat beside me asking me to check answer.. wow.. thats very clever i must say.. being in ite.. i think it's just a matter of time i gotta be damn selfish.. or even i cant expect to be.. but one thing im sure e friends outside wont like me.. reason being selfish is that.. one jobsheet almost e half of class copy e same answer as mine.. didnt even bothered to change abit for the answer.. then we got the same marks.. fuck? im getting sick and tired of this.. well end of year 1 soon.. year 2.. hope i not going to some cannot make it class.. if not.. sigh.. if only i choose wireless lan.. starting to regret.. but well.. just hope com networking isnt those cannot make it course right now.. after all wireless lan is very year course for year 2.. exam coming very soon.. yet i dun even feel any stress.. maybe thanks to e assignment i took this week.. which make me wake up from my own dream that i cant possible take a 4 for gpa so easily.. sad isnt the word i should used on me.. next week will be study week.. am going to school to attend mr tay's lesson.. somehow hope to learn something new from this class.. he's one of e few teacher i really look up to.. a teacher who give up on e students.. and also someone who truly know how to teach.. but sad to say that he only teach year 1 class.. am going to gym tml.. gotta bring e army backpack there i think.. equiped with one pair of booties (not sure how to spell) quite lame i must say.. gotta jog and jog for warm up.. after all yesterday jog for at least 3.2km already.. ah.. starting to feel like a dog already.. jog so much yet i enjoying it.. well, this is what i call a healthy lifestyle.. woof woof! kJ. transformED into "Spaceman Spiff" at 8:52 PM. *BoNG!* wonder is it because of studies or maybe too tired.. this few days been so tired.. played awhile e game gta san andreas.. less then 10 min.. but headache just disappear already.. lol.. thanks to e cop killing.. bang bang bang.. cops without head lying on e floor.. wonder am i really from npcc.. =x tml will be normal school day.. err think again is it..? or just whole day just focus on theory..? well.. not up to me to decide.. but also not bad la.. gotta cover up e topic 10 which is also the last topic.. before 2 weeks later will be D-Day for me.. mark the date.. 22 nov.. may the force be with me.. =D kJ. transformED into "Spaceman Spiff" at 10:35 PM. *BoNG!* then it's holiday!!!! cant wait for that very day.. no more studies.. gotta save all my brain cells.. maybe not.. after all there's always games.. ahh!! stress..! lol! 7 more days.. and Need for speed : most wanted will be out in sg!! and if that very day i went to buy e game.. (which i think i must be crazy enough to do that) sigh.. only the "force" can save me.. well.. shall not think so much on this game.. after all e GTA: san andreas already ruin half of my life already.. add one more nfs which is dooms day! kJ. transformED into "Spaceman Spiff" at 11:38 PM. *BoNG!* only left to hand in e project work which is i just remember how come i didnt hand in together during e lesson.. am getting forgetfool!!! maybe because that point of time i just focus on e presentation la.. went to PS to slack awhile with dion and also help him find presents for his friends bday.. lucky accompany him to ps to slack if not think i gotta force josh to apply leave for school today.. reason?? to go gym.. lol! after all who ask him to end school 1pm+ today.. =x first time going with josh to e gym.. and found out some weirdo stuff about him.. oops! but well think it applies to me too awwww! and cant believe that i weight 69.5kg after working out.. i weight about 69kg.. kinda cant believe but well.. think after my dinner just now it's 70+ already.. lol.. but what i know is that today what i did got some effect.. but it comes with a price too. body aching like *^$(@#^($@^@^#!@^ maybe not.. but kinda tiring too.. zzzzz think gotta plan on what to buy for josh this coming nov.. then he will be owning me 9 bday presents!! =x i had seen this dodo josh from a little boy evolve into a man now.. not bad.. since i did my job i wan my present next year!! lol!! anyway since saying about this.. i think i got abit the link link with the number 4.. why? from e class 3/4 then 4/4, 5/4 and tata 6/4.. all with the number 4.. if it's nothing.. nvm.. cibtc batch d04.. lucky lucky sqd 4 also.. if it's really so fate can i have gpa 4 too? think i gotta become crazy!! ahhh!! still got 18 more days.. to e end of module exam.. then tata!! im year 2 in ite.. but didnt think much about next year.. am just focus on e exam that gotta happen in 18 more days time.. gotta study smart now.. since i got 18 days more.. i gotta make FULL use of it.. so everyday i'll just focus on one topic.. first few topics abit the no kick.. but think later part is a killer for me.. shall not think so much now.. time to get back.. ermm getting late.. maybe time to sleep!! =x kJ. transformED into "Spaceman Spiff" at 10:23 PM. *BoNG!* no more panda look.. zzzz.. but well there's school tml.. but again.. i think thursday is another day of public hols..! thats one more thing i like staying at singapore.. lol.. yesterday almost half of e class got debar letter.. a letter saying that u pon too much for school.. lol.. well it's not confirm yet.. but think this time around think some of them still get bar away from e end of year exam.. after all mr tay said he's thinking to make this class smaller.. sad but true.. ah.. time to study now.. ZzZzzz =x kJ. transformED into "Spaceman Spiff" at 2:49 PM. *BoNG!* |
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